#football Outraged at the lack of off-field incidents, assaults, urinating in public, affrays, drug use, toilet cubicle busts and overt arrogant egotism, during the Women’s World Cup.
#rolemodels
#grace
#realprofessionals

Christian Porter, Scott Morrison, Stuart Robert and Alan Tudge, walk into a bar - How fortuitous, pass me a pool cue.

The whole Twitter/Elon experiment reminds me of this masterpiece in so many ways.
*He is a king missile
*He is a detachable penis
*Twitter will be found next to a toaster oven
* He will try and sell it for $22 but get talked down to $17

No, no, you will not go to work.

Russian bloke, squatting in Canberra. Tranquilliser dart, long handled gaffhook, 1 way ticket to Moscow - job done.

I’m in NSW. When the news comes on my Radio National ABC Listen app, it’s from Queensland. It seems that the only way I can change this is to open an account. Am I right? If so, … that’s sly.

Just for my grasp on the times, how many out there still ADORE Test Match cricket?
#Testsloveem

Is it true that Matt Canavan has opened a business to convert EVs to internal combustion?

Party to a conversation that included a 12 yr old describe bushrangers as thugs and violent criminals. I recall spending much time in Primary school romanticising and researching the likes of Ben Hall, Captain Thunderbolt and Ned Kelly. The young person is spot on. How was that allowed to happen. Ah , a young nation’s curriculum. Now we seem to hero worship white collar smart arses with opaque business dealings and scrums of accountants.

Tim “seagull on a hot chip” Wilson. What a guy.
#Thegull