Context: Warframe, Penta is a grenade launcher, Napalm Grenades is an equippable in-game "mod" unique to Penta, and Bastille is Vauban's 4th ability. Vauban is a playable character or "frame".

Y'all I'm a menace even to myself, this is like sleeper agent levels of pun

The Bends:
A) A painful/fatal condition that impacts divers and astronauts
B) A social metaphor and song name
C) Slang for the entrance to the colon
D) Macaroni

I've been telling this joke to my friends all morning and now I'm obsessed with the idea of a shitpost art commission recreating the Radiohead album cover.

Like picture a frog anthro, my sona, in this expression with the implication that something's hitting her bend. Parody caption it "Frogchem - The Bend"? Maybe replace those plastic rivets in the dummy with like, studded leather straps?

I take back even the lightest tongue in cheek remark I made about Nullbulge Group and their recent efforts to ID the culprit, in light of both revelations that the accused isn't the guilty party (no surprise really, this is why I avoided more charged comments or emotion).

And worse, I'm frankly appalled by some of the "jokes" I've seen people make about what they expected or wished to happen; because while such remarks were clearly under the impression the script running dumbass that attacked FA was an adult, thanks to NBG's doxxing they ended up being directed at a minor. Sickening.

This kind of thing makes you not much better than Pig Bastards whom put innocents on Row.

THE MACHINES ARE SPEAKING IN HUMMUS-ESE AGAIN

THIS MOFO DARES SHOW IT'S FACE AGAIN

IN MY HOUSE??

2000LB BAGS OF BEAN PASTE EXPLODING IN THE FREIGHT YARD

ERODING GASKETS, FORKLIFTS NOT HONKING

THE LABELS GO CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.