This is not a political post, promise, but when I saw this on Reddit, I thought it had to be satire. I even laughed because it was so ridiculous. Then I looked it up. This really happened. Come on, man... 🙄
Good. 😌 Make it like this everywhere. Please and thank you.
My baby squirrel and I FINALLY got around to trying McDonald's Big Arch burger. Neither of us is a big eater, but we both finished it! IT IS GOOD!! 😋🤤🍔
Serious question time. I am a Big Mac fiend, and I'm eyeing this new Big Arch burger. Does it taste similar to the Big Mac? Worse? Better? I've seen so many mixed reviews online, it's maddening. 😭
She just got back from the hospital! 🥳
Well, my Buy Me A Coffee account just got merc'd. Weird thing is, I didn't even post any erotic stories there - just writing updates. 😭
OK, I'm done with terrifying social media. Time to play some Super Mario Party Jamboree with my homiegirl. See y'all tomorrow, fellow heathens! 🥰
A double homicide. A prison interview. A woman who claims mirrors are doorways, and that her reflection isn’t her. Watch as the line between madness and the supernatural begins to shatter. 🪞
Voyeur tiers and up: Happy Valentine's Day!
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/2347301If a guy (or girl!) could do all these, I would give them lifetime titty access. Like, no questions asked, they could cop a feel or get flashed whenever/wherever. 😌
