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@AlexDavis
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elon musk's child tube but its full of turkey chili
i amhe/him
i am@DalexAvis on twitter
i amin brooklyn
i ambi & ur friend
I went to high school with a blind dude and one time we were in the locker room and he pulled his pants down but accidentally also pulled his underpants down and i saw his penis and then at lunch i told him id seen his penis and he said "you've seen my penis more times than i have" and i still think about that
Boost Your Skinny Toots Like Antennas to Heaven
logging on
when ur BF has to be awake before u do
Say what you will about sen. McCain, im proud of him for his impending tolerance
@adam17 blasting out squats and hoping my ass enlarges faster than his brain tumors
@vurms this is such a coolass character sheet hot damn
@prolezone Terry's power geysers