fuck compilers. if you've ever even thought about turning human-readable code into machine-readable code don't talk to me

matt colville is dad

hmm...was feeling better from hypochondria and then read about medical malpractice and now feel worse...hmm...clearly i have some horrible disease...

hey announcement
i want to play commander
that's all

why everyone always moving

man i love my generations sense of humor but also its gonna suck if later generations, like, go back to being unironic with stuff. like what do you mean you don't like cheesed burger

if ur bored go watch some unleash the archers music videos and randomly pause while britney is onscreen. she makes the best faces while she's singing