Because it might be trigger / offensive for some “snowflakes”.

“Lobster, because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives”

Optionally we can do (worldwide) what Australia does: an additional 65% tax.

A rice sandwich.

In North Korea, one store carry “one a year” bananas which is packed in order of “loyalty to the leader points”

Damn it! One of us!

Stop giving Reddit traffic. Who cares.

Can relate when baked.

Same here with every sub starting / ending with “jiff”

To appreciate those small delights. ie. freshly washed bed sheets.