Can we please, please, PLEASE stop with the "oh, he's so flirty!" or "He's gonna be a lady killer," or "Dad, you better lock all the doors when SHE grows up" towards BABIES!?!?! Or children?!?!? Can we stop that garbage for literal ever!?!

Ben Folds, man, Ben Folds! The chokehold he has on my musical life. UGH

I love having ADHD and putting things away in a logical place, and then never finding them again. HEY, PAST ME, WHAT WAS THAT LOGICAL PLACE??? HMMMM???

I really do not like Christmas

My niece is the cutest! She also pooped on my shoulder. I will probably forgive her.

Watching early 2000s internet-centric movies makes me wonder: who on EARTH were their consultants? What operating system were they using. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BS????

Trying to help parents move house when they are 6 hours away, stubborn, in poor health, and are refusing to hire movers or cleaners.....is making me fly into many panic attacks. NO, I cannot drive 6 hours and back every weekend to help. I simply cannot

Found a bunch of old floppy disks and a USB floppy drive in some old boxes at my parents' house, and I NEED to find out what's on them