My problem is that I want that level of excitement and celebration whenever I finish a task #worldcup2022 #ArgentinaVsFrance

That World Cup final was possibly enough to make me like football. All matches are that exciting, right? #ArgentinaVsFrance #worldcup2022

I've got a new mate who is trying to keep themselves warm by sleeping in the sun on the shed roof. How might someone go about making friends with a fox?

My Argentine step-Mum's messages this evening...

I haven't posted on here in ages, so here's my dog pretending he didn't try and bite a man in shorts on the dick as he ran past me earlier in the day

Morning Mastodoners! I had a long old day yesterday, delivering a 4 hour training session in the morning, then meetings all afternoon. I topped it off with spending 3 hours trying to throw a clay pot. Who'd have known that using a potters wheel was so hard?!

It's the autumn statement in the UK today, in which we're expecting taxes to go up and spending on public services to be slashed to fix what the Conservative Party are billing as a £54billion blackhole in the country's finances.
This is entirely an ideological budget, caused by years of the ruling Party making poor decisions and it's going to hit the poorest people in the country the hardest