Oh hey mastodon, Barry Christmas btw

*bolts straight up in bed* OH FUCK! MASTODON!

Hey

Corpse Bride is my favorite movie about necrophilia

For those of you who don't use twitter anymore, the app freezes now

My body is a machine that is out of order, please see cashier

"Hope you're doing alright" why, because you don't want me to have anything to post about, OH OKAY THANKS

Still upset that male Karens aren't called Kierans