Powerful Two-Hander

@AGODDAMNHORSE
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Greetings Yospos, it is me, your computer.

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Quantum mechanics as applied to public transport in the UK: you can control only two of the three things you need; price, destination and date.

Pick two and get fucked over by the third.

Also your train will be cancelled.

@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
The official solution is to buy your tickets before you even know you need them so that they are cheaper, once you know where you're going the waveform collapses and the price goes up by 1000%
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Totally unrelated but my phone just decided to do all notifications at once and I got like 40 post alerts and thought "damn this is some Friday Shit"