Why is no one talking about the fact that it's only 2017? Why is everyone ignoring the fact that it's always been 2017? Why

At some point it's going to be late/early enough that tomorrow is just shot, but I kind of want to be the one to decide that, not the asshole who happens to share a room with me.

Hmmmmm. It's now 2:08 AM and my roommate shows no sign of turning of his industrial grade fucking lamp and letting me go to sleep. At this point I think murder is justified.

Were you an egyptologoy kid or a wizardology kid? Answer quickly, and remember, there is ABSOLUTELY no room for error.

If I'm gonna be out here reading all this with my peepin' orbs the least y'all could do is be constantly, uproariously funny.

Y'all are just out here wavin' your guns around, a'tootin and a'hollerin

Sad to say that Theresa May will remain PM of Britain, dashing the hopes of dark horse candidate The Dessicated Corpse of Margaret Thatcher.

I personally think Jigglypuff is merely a sack of flesh, and that's A-Ok.

Discourse time: what does Jigglypuff feel like? Hairy? Smooth?