Are you working for Hastings Council now @Spanners_cat ?

Too harsh?

Fucking #Arsedog ... That was an unopened packet...and I was only out of the house for 8 minutes.

I put my ham, cheese & tomato sandwich up out of the dog's reach and the #fuckingcat stole it. All it left was one slice of bread.

I fair dinkum get wood every time I look at the day's graph #FuckYouCanavan

The #BrainsTrust

The future I was promised vs the future I got

There was a dangerous movement on Twitter called #LimeClub ...it promoted the growing and use of a dangerous fruit. I hope Mastodon don't let them bring it here.

#2 daughter hits another milestone...I must remember to add it to her Blue Book

Tiffany Trump's wedding followed all the old traditions. She even had
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue