@Orion *pokes.....

...in the butt*

@Bootblackcub With what are you poking me? 😈
@Orion um, my love and respect for you as a friend 😐
@Bootblackcub If you could slap me round the face a couple of times with your love and respect for me as a friend I'd appreciate it.
@Orion you may also be made to gag on it too
@Bootblackcub it would be rude not to