"You get zero gigabytes of storage with 'product-X' and you get an additional zero gigabytes of storage with 'product-Y'"

Thank you internets for finding even more ways to make my head hurt.

"This one is a little bit dissimilar from the others."

/me runs my head into the wall

"This one made it a little bit more simpler for you."

#iCantmakeThisUp