Last night I thought up a really great idea for a toot, but I was too tired to type out the whole thing. I decided to write myself a little note to remind myself in the morning what I wanted to express to you all. What did that note read?

Egg swish teeth.

@Altruest Eggs with teeth? Eggs wish they had teeth?
@noctiseran nope, I distinctly remember swishing. Like mouthwash 😖
@Altruest Mouthwashing with egg??? I dunno if that'll catch on
@noctiseran hey, I don't disagree lol apparently 3am Altruest does though
@Altruest 3am Altruest is an innovator the world may not be ready for