TheDaughterOfTyrJust hip checked my granite kitchen island hard enough that I a: nearly threw up and b: ended up on the floor... it’s already bruising.
I used to have the same problem with doorknobs... gotta say I think I preferred the doorknobs.
wolfie 🐺🏳️🌈 💗💜💙@TheDaughterOfTyr totally empathise with this *counts all the bruises on my legs from furniture attacks*
Nicki H ☑️@wolfie @TheDaughterOfTyr Furniture is dangerous! Ban furniture! (Of course, I can’t even recall all the times I’ve cut myself with my own nails. There’s nowhere for me to hide.)
@PicklesTFC @wolfie You know Nicki we could just knit you some lil mittens.... 😂
@TheDaughterOfTyr @wolfie I’d probably just be allergic to them. (Mittens, please!!)