Nate Cull (.social)
American pant control laws are crazy, you can just walk into a clothing store and buy pants without any kind of license
Dec 7, 2017 at 2:20amWeb
Show threadNate Cull (.social)Dec 7, 2017

INT - ARMS BAZAAR - NIGHT

Dodgy types in dark glasses and beards. You know they're scary because they're all dressed like Fidel Castro.

ME: Hi I'd like um a crate of Stinger missiles

CASTRO 1: Da

ME: an a Hummvee Tank

CASTRO 2: Certainly

ME: Uh a nuclear reprocessing facility??

CASTRO 3: Put it in the blockchain

ME: A moon radar, an Area 52, a ballistic ninja interceptor, a metric ton of foot grenades

CASTROS (bored): Da da, si, yep.

ME: ...annnnd one jort.

CASTROS: FREEZE FBI CIA!!!

Show threadGargy AwardsDec 7, 2017
@natecull For stating outright that there should be a constitutional guarantee of the right to bare legs, you receive this Gargy Award!