Julia#namestofaces Here's me walking through the woods by my parents' house while knitting because I had to get away from their new puppy who is deathly afraid of strangers and it hurt my feelings.
GenoForPrez@quatschmitsauce STRANGER DANGER 😱 (that's you)
@genoforprez That's exactly what is running through his head when he sees me. The next time we'll meet will be on Christmas AND GODDAMMIT, I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM LOVE ME! Maybe I should bring potatoes? How similar are Stardew Valley NPCs and dogs?
@quatschmitsauce Pretty similar. Talk to them in a cute voice and give them a treat once a day until they trust you. XD
@genoforprez He runs away when I start talking! I usually walk around the garden listening to the Dollop on my phone and he comes running when he hears the hosts and hightails it when he sees it's just me. It's very hurtful 😔
@quatschmitsauce "Doctor, I'm sick."
"Love sick"
"only the kiss of a rural hipster can cure me now!"
"I think I need a... STRONG prescription" 😘
@genoforprez What is happening? Am I supposed say that to the dog? He doesn't even have a medical degree yet so this is not applicable!
@quatschmitsauce The best part about Pelican Town not having a police officer is that there's no one to enforce the restraining order against you. Mwahahahaha
@genoforprez That sounds hella creepy, my dude xD
@quatschmitsauce You're the one chasing someone around who is trying to escape from you! I'm just describing what I see!
@genoforprez That doesn't change the fact that it sounds hella creepy xD I'M A CREEP, DAMMIT! I'm just going to leave the dog alone and tend to my farm alone, as well. That way everyone's save from me.
@quatschmitsauce IMO everyone should just marry Linus XD