let’s make these more palatable through rhythmic clapping, i guess.

clap
clap clap
clap

Krampus isn’t as scary/cool as everyone thought
it’s been ten years, let’s just calm it down

clap
clap clap
clap

if you put nutmeg and cinnamon in coke
it’s just really weird

clap
clap clap
clap

everyone celebrate December in your favorite way
this year was sheer hell, you deserve a break

clap
clap clap
clap

(quickened clapping flourish)