If someone sends you shitty interview questions, do you tell them you're now too busy to do the interview, tell them the questions aren't good, phone it in with equally terse responses, or do it properly? It's not for a major outlet.
@KameronHurley Send answers completely unrelated to those questions as though they'd asked better ones. Then to use them they'll have to work back from the answer to retcon a question that makes sense.