My game wrote its first procedurally generated stand up routine:

Thank you. Thank you.
What's the deal with balding?
Let me explain...
As much as I love comedy, my true passion is being a payphone repairman
And, as you may know, that job can be somewhat rewarding.
Here's what I mean, the other day a customer started crying, and told me 'THE BABY IS YOURS!'
Not just that, but...
To make matters worse, I never slept again!
Ah, but you know what they say, 'That's the way life goes!'