Chuck Wendig
listen we're not going to find out that this place is literally stealing our souls and turning us into Russian bots, right
Nov 13, 2017 at 4:55pmWeb
Show threadLili SaintcrowNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig shhhhhhh, just enjoy the lack of Nazis.
Show threadSocial Justice ReaperNov 13, 2017

@chuckwendig

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN COMRADE? PARDON ME I MUST GET SOME BORSCHT READY FOR LUNCH.

Show threadDan Hawksworth ArtNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig da comrade...
😉
Show threadGreg PakNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig Or it'll turn out to be an elaborate bitcoin mining op.
Show threadChuck WendigNov 13, 2017

@gregpak wait was I not supposed to be mining bitcoins already

oh shit it's happening

Show threadserpiente grisNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig You turned into a bot the moment you logged in comrade.
Show threadBrian C. E. BuhlNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig If our soul is stolen, will we feel it? Also, I don't seem to understand Russian yet. Not sure on the bot part.
Show threadSam the OctopusNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig точно нет
Show threadMo Ali | مح عليNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig [NYET]
Show threadStephen T. StoneNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig Nah, @Gargron just wants to fine us all every time we awoo. That’s how he pays for all this.
Show threadmattlibrarianNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig nyet comrade!
Show threadKamitenNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig https://mastodon.social/media/OCbknJNrKo1qwB7abF8
Show threadAndrea PhillipsNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig Oh you sweet summer child
Show threadd. emerson eddyNov 13, 2017

@chuckwendig Mastodon -> Leviathan -> Cthulhu

It's more likely that they're swallowing our souls to power the rising of the deep ones.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Show threadThe Book of KelsNov 13, 2017

@chuckwendig Not the Russian part, no.

The rest, well....I've said too much.

Show threadLeslie GoodreidNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig You grab your Balalaika, and I'll get the vodka. First we dance and then we troll! Nostrovia!
Show threadSatu Elisa SchaefferNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig you think that after twitter we still have any rights to our souls?
Show threadAccount inactiveNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig If you do find out, it probably means there was a security breach in the soul-theft department.
Show threadDelNov 13, 2017

@chuckwendig Ssssh, not so loud. *furtive sideways glances*

>.>

<.<

Show threadGarrettRobinsonNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig It seems too early to be sure.
Show threadKameron HurleyNov 13, 2017
@chuckwendig no promises
Show threadMegan PaaschNov 13, 2017

@chuckwendig I already stole everyone’s souls, so technically not possible.

I mean borrowed. I’m just borrowing them for a minute. Yes.