josef
scientists have discovered that free will DOES exist, but only birds have it
Nov 7, 2017 at 8:19pmWeb
Show threadbeatrix bitrotNov 7, 2017
@jk and they are PIIIISSSSED
Show threadNate Cull (.social)Nov 7, 2017

@jk turns out you have to have wings to have a soul

you can *almost* simulate one by waving your hands very fast

that's why orchestras need conductors

Show thread⊏︎ʜʀɪs⊤︎ɪ∧︎︎ɴNov 7, 2017
@jk
o shit
Show thread⊏︎ʜʀɪs⊤︎ɪ∧︎︎ɴNov 7, 2017
@jk
Big Bird for President, 2020
Show threadold hazelNov 7, 2017
@jk we just don't know
Show threadClément Février φ 🔻Nov 7, 2017
@jk Is it a joke? If not, I would like the source as it is a topic I discuss a lot with my (scientists) friends.
Show threadjosefNov 7, 2017
@clement id love to see the source too
Show threadMercedes-NutzNov 7, 2017
@jk what ARE birds
Show threadMercedes-NutzNov 7, 2017
@jk also https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TiredDampArmadillo-max-1mb.gif
Show threadCharlotte 猫 Awoo FideNov 23, 2017
@jk giving up and saying "this is for the birds" is completely determined
Show threadBabberbupts 🦆Nov 23, 2017
@jk They took it. We must take it back.