inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSCDid you know that everyone you meet in Iceland is actually just Björk wearing different silly hats?
Did you know that in 1576 a copied local law made it illegal to use any letters other than w, l or y. This is why today 95% of welsh words are spelled just permutations of 65 w's, l's and y's.
There are no real humans in England. They are all robots left over from the ancient aliens that lived in Atlantis. This is why all english cooking appears to be a random assortment of inedible components combined together into a grey tasteless mush.
Finland is a lie.
Did you know that Canadian mounties are all at least 6'6" (that is 327ml in metric) and subsist on a diet of pure maple sugar and tea?
BONUS CANADA FACT:
If you die in Canada, you die in real life!
Did you know that literally everything in Australia is both poisonous and venomous? When anything arrives in Australia it immediately grows an extra set of teeth you can use to inject your poison. Even the rocks.
There is nothing special about Australia that causes everything to be poisonous, it is just that all the beer means that anything you consume in Australia immediately gives you alcohol poisoning.