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old hazel
i just emptied a whole cup of coffee over my boss's fancy orthopaedic chair that she needs for her back and now it's squishy and smells of coffee and she's due in soon and she's gonna have to use a crappy chair cos i'm a doofus
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judah
Oct 20, 2017
@envgen
let's be real honest... you did it on purpose! You wanted your pregnant boss to be squishy and smelly!
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old hazel
Oct 20, 2017
@judah
but......i never said she was pregnant
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judah
Oct 20, 2017
@envgen
oh oops, I thought due in soon meant pregnant lol
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Invisible Dot
Oct 20, 2017
@envgen
fight the power 🌹
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