Hobby: identifying inane random things and asking "Is this what you humans call 'love'?".
@aesmael saw a joke on birdsite recently: “hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I’m trying to figure out what an obelisk is by process of elimination.”
@mediapathic That one was fantastic.
@aesmael we are now playing this at dinner. “Is this drink menu what you humans call love?” “Is this fork what you humans call love?”