Things I will not be doing on Mastodon:

1) worrying about my follower ratio
2) freaking out when someone who was big on Twitter follows
3) getting into flame wars
4) doing that unhealthy-ass "never log off" thing

Things I will be doing on Mastodon:

1) getting like the only four bars I know of any Mastodon song stuck in my head (it's Curl of the Burl, btw)
2) probably other stuff
3) occasionally going over 140 characters