in all seriousness while i am here, please check out this link. i am in a long distance relationship with my partner, and i got to meet them face to face for the 1st time earlier last month. their mom is needing some help. she's the most selfless, kind soul i know and i adore and respect her. please boost or donate it you can, literally anything helps. she's beautiful and so are her kids, please give her a hand.
https://www.gofundme.com/help-deb-pay-off-medical-bills