AndyCalIf you want to see a near light speed event...open a box of these near children and watch them disappear at insane velocity https://mastodon.cloud/media/hYuyRM_RldSAJj4d-Lk
Jo 🌸 everything is connected@AndyCal viennese whirls!
@applecandy have you managed to source some yet?
@AndyCal Kipling ones are everywhere so yeah!
Haven't made any if you mean.
@applecandy gotta love the global reach of corporate kipling
@AndyCal what you can buy them in timbucktoo? 🤔 😜
@applecandy apparently Kipling has an amazon store and so can deliver anywhere
@AndyCal hmm. Wish Amazon delivers KFC rather than Kipling!
@applecandy here is a fried chicken hoodie to wrap up in while your waiting for the real chicken... https://mastodon.cloud/media/4LdefE_16HoV0Pur6qo
@AndyCal but it is disgusting! I wouldn't wear that if you paid me - well for £1 million I suppose I would consider it!
@applecandy challenge accepted.... https://mastodon.cloud/media/K_o4tEus0L3QVfd2g_0
@AndyCal 😂 wow. send the hoodie over then!
@applecandy im expecting pictures because that thing just cost me $79 plus tax!
@AndyCal plus a million too!
@applecandy durr....obviously lol 😂
@applecandy glad to help prop up the welsh economy 👍
@AndyCal er, it's all for meeeee!
@applecandy yeah but you're not going to hide it under the mattress....you will be cashing it in whilst wearing your chicken hoodie
Del@AndyCal *grabby hands*