On the upside, the "learn how to say no" goal for the year is going well.

Boss: "Hey, Mia, what if we did this huge thing that would fall mostly/entirely on you, would that be co--"
Me: *two middle fingers up, sunglasses down, rolls outta the place*

Boss: "So, we're making you head of the new department--"
Me: "Okay. I shutter it immediately. GOOD MEETING, EVERYBODY"