Let me show the the science of sleep

Zzzz.... oh I gotta pee! Hm, okay gonna doze back off! Ooh look an article! I can't sleep, pass the time... I wish someone would hit me up to do something beside read.

Hours go by, I hit that tired-not-wanting-to-do-shit-but-still-miserably-bored-and-want-to-sleep-to-pass-the-time-plus-it's-getting-late moods.

I resign to my fate and *beep* *beep* "Yo I'll come swoop and let's get some brews and chill and play some games"

DAMNIT! "Sure..." I bluff