having to upgrade varnish isn't helping with the anger issues.

I AM NOW FULL OF RAGE.

AM NOW DEBUGGING SYSTEMD, AND HAVING TO LEARN THE INTERNALS.

ALL OF THE RAGE

not kidding, we fixed it with:

EnvironmentFile=-/etc/default/varnish
ExecStart=/bin/bash -c "/bin/echo ${DAEMON_OPTS} && /usr/sbin/varnishd ${DAEMON_OPTS}"

Because otherwise systemd would randomly eat parts of ${DAEMON_OPTS}. oh yes, we *also* had to make DAEMON_OPTS a single line, because *something* didn't like '\' continuation chars.

systemd is the worst software I've ever had to use, and I've used AIX, HP-UX, Solaris, and 16-bit Windows Payroll software.

STILL FULL OF RAGE

systemd parses and interprets ${VARIABLE} different than shells do.

in every shell that has ever existed, ${VARIABLE} ensures that only VARIABLE is expanded, even if VAR also exists.

systemd instead passes the entirety of VARIABLE as a single argument.

so argv and argc were wrong

ARGV AND ARGC WERE FUCKING WRONG!

wow. I sure did trigger a lot of responses to this thread.

birdsite's systemdsucks quoted me about 4 times, so did about 8 other people. my notifications on both platforms are pretty much out of control :)

the moral of the story: use software written by people that think, instead of systemd.

Apparently phk feels good about these toots. I'm only saying them because his company fucked up.

@phessler I'm still at a complete loss why so many linux distributions accepted it as their default init system.

Maybe it's just us old crusty *nix types that saw it for what it was ?