Oh nice, this Windows 2016 server I'm setting up as an antivirus server comes preinstalled with Microsoft services for Downloaded Maps, Geolocation, and Xbox Live Game Save

That seems very secure and enterprisey.

Microsoft, do you know what a server is?

@natecull Microsoft's opinion is that you shouldn't be installing Server 2016 with a GUI, you should be using the Server Core option and managing remotely using the Win10 Remote Server Administration Tools/PowerShell.

Though last time I checked, some things (like Windows Deployment Services) still don't work on Server Core!