i just got this overcomplicated SVG sprite sheet to render correctly (and at the proper aspect ratio!) as a dynamic, color-changing background image, responsively, across all target browsers (including IE11!) and mobile, and I JUST MADe

THE GOOFIEST SERIES OF ENERGETIC GOOSE HONKS

OUT OF MY REAL MOUTH

IN MY OPEN-PLAN OFFICE

For my dignity's sake I demand EITHER a privacy tent OR an enormous red button wired up to a confetti cannon that I can open-palm slam next time