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*me, trying to break an egg*

*the egg will just not break*

*no matter how hard i try, the egg stays intact*

ughhh fuucks sake. the Egg servers are down

May 12, 2017 at 4:52pmWeb
Show threadrevenantMay 12, 2017
@jk time to update Internet Eggsplorer
Show threadMarcusFeb 28, 2024
@jk Eggcelent content
Show threadtechnomancyOct 22

LB is the first thing that ran into my head when I read about the "bed servers are down" which is apparently a real bit and not a line that got deleted from a Philip K Dick novel for being too ridiculous

https://www.404media.co/the-aws-outage-bricked-peoples-2-700-smartbeds/

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds

When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

404 Media
Show threadkwayk42Oct 22
@jk it's probably US-East-1 again
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Oct 23
@jk 😂