Fucking BA left their fucking plane from Brussels sitting on the fucking tarmac at fucking Heathrow for an extra 20 fucking minutes because they can't fucking understand fucking queueing theory, and their fucking transfer security system involuntarily denied us boarding because their fuckup made the fucking connexion too fucking tight, and now I'm going to miss the entire fucking meeting that is the only fucking reason I'm going to fucking Glasgow in the fucking first place.

FML.