I will admit it is lack of sleep but before i watched video of the kerfuffle of the new rep's son dabbing, I had other connotations in my head.

My first thought was:

"That is a bold young American who asserts his right to put the marijuana in his body while in the very seat of government!"

Dabbing!=Dabbin

In Hindsight, why would you bring marijuana to one of the most heavily patroled locations on Earth?