@ptero in Vimesian fashion the dragon is now named 'Stop That'. i really don't mind the little fellow as long as he doesn't eat my food or light anything significant on fire. is he amenable to being handled? i'd like to use him to light my cigars, and he's about pocket sized...

@Vimes I dont know, when I approached him initially he made an angry little "mleam" noise that I think was supposed to be a roar, got up on his hind legs and spread his wings out threateningly. But that was probably mostly to do with me infringing on his lair and rather rudely inspecting his hoard.

Tiny dragons are just as proud as gargantuan ones, so if you want a conversation starting way to light cigars you're going to have to sell it to Stop That as a symbiotic venture.