A self-propelled LP needle cartridge with a path following camera to drive itself around the groove of a record and Bluetooth the data to an output device is the IoT device 21st century DJs deserve.

Lay out a crate of vinyl flat on a table and mix with miniature mobile musicbots. Send them off to find the choicest drops, the gnarliest beats, have them do a little robot congaline across a particularly meaty bassline for some automata-driven echo.

Build me this and I'll love you forever.

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