DangerApr 28, 2017
It's time to awoo,
it's time to awoo,
it's time to awoo in the mooooorning!
Show threadalexandra baker has movedApr 28, 2017

@girlfiend istg danger you spread so much joy. it makes me like... angry happy? like i want to punch an ice cream cone gently into your hand and scream about how awesome you are, but using my indoor voice. like... ??? you're great and you do great stuff and you should be able to do it a lot more, i guess??

anyway, thanks for being you

Show threadDangerApr 28, 2017
@PunkFairyAlex I'm confusedly aroused and I don't know what to do with all this smashed ice cream.
Show threadalexandra baker has moved
@girlfiend then i've done my job here.
*flexes so hard she flexes herself out of the awoosphere* https://mastodon.social/media/DyP1k2iePe7YPEspGaM
Apr 28, 2017 at 4:08pmWeb
Show threadDangerApr 28, 2017
@PunkFairyAlex oh my god Aaron is my bf
Show threadalexandra baker has movedApr 28, 2017

@girlfiend okay but undyne is my gf

(okay more like i just want to be her, but whatever)

Show threadDangerApr 28, 2017
@PunkFairyAlex look inside and you will find the powerful fish monster who doesn't know the meaning of the word "moderation"
Show threadalexandra baker has movedApr 28, 2017

@girlfiend a lack of moderation isn't my problem so much as the lack of spears, armor, and huge muscles

i'm workin on the last part at least
(i'm just owning the 'tall butch trans girl' thing and running with it)

...but where do i get spears and armor?

...or a best friend who is a skeleton and has a terrifying sibling?

Show threadDangerApr 28, 2017
@PunkFairyAlex I'm part skeleton, I'll be your friend