"Toddler assaulted with boiled egg"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39706990

Yes, but soft-boiled or hard-boiled? If you're going to report on events like this, please make sure you capture all the salient details.

@caffeinatedgeoff and did they call in armed response? More specifically- soldiers?