@e_Glyde NEWSFLASH, the mongols have invaded china!
"WE'VE INVADED CHINA" said the mongols. "PLEASE RESPECT US ORWE MIGHT INVADE YOU AS WELL"
"Okay" *swords drawn* said Japan.
so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado*

[*Actually a Typhoon]

but they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the japanese!
but then died in a Tornado *

[* Actually a Typhoon ]