My lawyers are collecting a database of usernames that infringe my shitposting patent; pay your royalties now - isn't peace of mind worth it?

Just 500 satoshis per shitpost to 1CGkmyCH9AzJEhzxg4irkHWT8AY5S95E5N and we're even.

@puellavulnerata Ah, and then there's my patent covering use of open source social media to collect royalties. 10% of your take and we're even...
@dhwalker stop infringing my shitpost patent
@puellavulnerata Another intellectual property battle fought to a standoff.