i don't generally shave but it's too damn hot in florida (and in midwest summers sometimes tbh) not to

like on one hand i want to scandalize beachgoers with my hairy northern body but otoh anything that traps in heat right now must die or i will

@ebeth you can layer yourself in clothing with ice packs sewn into them and be a living AC with a broken temperature controller

@carpedick omg that's the dream

might make it hard to swim though

@ebeth water can't hurt ice
i was thinking more about the layers of clothing but fair point