TIL "Despite being Clang-based, Apple's compiler version numbers have no apparent relationship to Clang version numbers."
https://github.com/sandstorm-io/capnproto/blob/master/security-advisories/2017-04-17-0-apple-clang-elides-bounds-check.md
C is just inhumanly tricky.
https://github.com/sandstorm-io/capnproto/commit/2ca8e41140ebc618b8fb314b393b0a507568cf21#commitcomment-21851248