"A particularly haunting comment is posted by one Hackernews: a Haskell program that translates C to Rust, which gives us a brief peek into the grotesque Godless painscape where the Rust Evangelism Strike Force plans its webshit-brigading operations."

OH GOD.

@Elizafox I should write something in Prolog that compiles MUMPS to Lisp, then compile that to C, then feed that into this thing.