Okay I'm on mastodon, now what?
@Cramulus would you like your nuclide read?
@atomicarcane Oh hell yeah
@Cramulus Fermium-257. Entirely synthetic, first born in a nature-rending explosion--but what a namesake!
@atomicarcane Nice, that describes me perfectly.
@Cramulus My methods don't lie, but sometimes they don't return a closed-form solution, either