—Good morning, sir. Thank you for granting this quick chat. Now, I am a pro bono facilitator at this august institution. I show loyalty; I work hard. I'm not crazy! What I ask is not absurd.

—Dammit, not this again! What is it with you and this fucking flag?

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@aparrish this is good! It was my last toot's inspiration. I'm curious how far us folk can push it...