The Tao of Linux:

You can have no issues from hardware that has no driver (@awilfox)

Games do not crash if you can not play them

If screen tearing occurs, delete xorg.conf and remove the xorg server packages, and then you will have no screen tearing.

The software that has no bugs is the software you cannot obtain for your platform

Bugs are only shallow if the puddle is widespread

If you have the source, but cannot comprehend it all, can you ever truly debug it?

@Elizafox a static library gathers no new vulnerabilities?
@Elizafox A rolling release gathers no technical debt.
@Elizafox I'm stealing this and there is nothing you can do about it