I am an old man who doesn't understand social media. Am I to assume that when I make a post here, I'm actually farting? I must be very skilled in the art of passing gas if I can do it in a language others can understand.
@renner Come on, tell me you've seen Ace Ventura 2!
@Syranon Two more times than I've seen Terminator 2, in fact.
@renner Then you understand ass speak juuust fine.